Tom's TP

Please Replace The Roll When You're Finished!!

You are one of the lucky people to find the Sacred roll of paper here at My Humble Comode. Since you are obviously full of infinite wisdom please feel free to scribe stuff on my roll.

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Name:
Message:

Tom :
I see that you have made it...Feel free to leave words of wisdom and stuff

Mike:
Sad, sad...a commode?

MacYoda:
Today is the best day of my life and your HomePage is part of it!

JokeMaster:
Please finish the paperwork before you leave!

MacPaul:
This is kinda like scrawlin' on the bathroom wall!

Andrew:
I made it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, suckers!

Anne Kari:
Hi Tom! I just happend to come across your homepage, and thought this was a really original guestbook,- so I had to sign it. Stay cool!!!!

Tom (the owner):
Thanks Anne, This really isn't a GuestBook, but I guess it can be used in that way. (This was just meant to be a fun little wall to write on.) Come Back and stuff...

day tripper:
since you're a doom fan, i thought that i'd let you know that trent reznor from nine inch nails did some of the music for doom 2, and that the smashing pumpkins use a sample of an explosion from doom on their new album.

Jonathan Colyer:
What are you looking at!

JamesB0nd:
Woa!!! This toilet paper idea rules...Great page!

Chris:
Insomnia again!

JamesB0nd:
Hehehehe...This toilet paper is dirty...You need to get a new roll :)

Tom:
Sorry for the locked page (for those of you who noticed)

lilcrazy:
um............ok

dave:
oops, I forgot to wipe!

John:
I just printed this up, so I can go POOP!

Angela :
POOOOOP!

ME:
amusing I must say

CRAPMAN:
I JUST HAD TO TAKE A CRAP IN HERE BECAUSE THERE ISNT TOILETE PAPER IN MY HOUSE.PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT

CRAPSON:
YOU SUCK

CRAPBROTHER:
ANSWER US

CRAPMOM:
SAY SOMETHING ABOUT US

Tom:
I see the whole C-family came here... interesting ;)

roadhouse:
my nads itch

Bill Clinton:
This TP is wet. And I dropped my bong in the toilet

Bonzai:
Ahhhhh, a cool white porcelain facility, I remember my college days well.

THOR:
You didn't crash my browser.

An amused visitor:
Hi Tom! I think you have some cute ideas here. Especially this toilet paper roll; it's great! :~)

I-M-A-Q-T:
Thought for the day... Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower. @-}-- ^_^

Tom:
Hey Q-T, thanks, that is a cool flower :)

Cassandra :
I Love You, Tom! I am so glad you are finally here!

Cassandra:
It's lots of fun to play with TP!

will:
i am will.i need pp for my butthole.hehe.are you thatetanining me?hehe.you will give me pp bongole.

buttmaster:
THIS IS MY TOLILT,CRAPMAN

NO NO NO NO NO NO!:
I JUCED PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED,MAN

WILL OR HELL:
YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom:
Glad to see you get to use my TP!

will:
oops.I used too much tp.i like your page.its cool er dude

rashid:
i really needed this toilet paper...... thanx alot tom..... can't use it.... too much ink on it... yuck!!!!!..... =)

surf4ever:
righteous web site dude! this is one of my favorite surf spots.

Mary:
Fascinating, simply fascinating....... :-)

micah campbell:
wuz up man,cool page dude!!

C.D.V.:
Hey, Tom!I love what you've done with the place, man.Peace 'n Stuff. Later!

micah campbell:
Hey Tom!How old are you? I'm so desperate for a boyfriend can you set me up with anyone?I'm a 16 year old very attractive young lady.

C.D.V.:
Tom: Hey Buuuudddy! Can u believe some people are desperate enough to advertise their need for a guy on the internet? Pretty sick- but I happen to know this particular person in need and she is pretty nice. Not to mention very wacky- just like me! Later man.

micah campbell:
c.d.v how dare you treat your friends like that.

C.D.V.:
micah buuuddy.......... what can i say? U were askin' for it! U never should have shown me this site- i'm having tooo ooooo much fun!it's time to go to the game now. later-tom!

micah campbell
c.d.v hurry up and send me somethin'

Jim Kluksdahl:

Jim Kluksdahl:
Jim and Julie K. are visiting your folks and havin' fun with your creation. ope all is well; miss seeinbg your latest glassware

Another college grad:
What do you call a college student with this much time on his hands. Bored with the school system.

Dopey2311:
Just stoped to drain my lizard......Nice page Tom!

one eye:
cool !

one eye:
got any help for a guy stuck on level 30 of doom2?

Doom Help:
Shoot Alot... Don't die

Katie:
This is really cute Tom.

Sgt Thacker:
Ahhh TP at last no more poison ivy leaves. Thank you Maj. Tom I'm sitting in a tin can. (Peter Schilling) This is much better than a port a pot :)

Jules:
Whassup? Just wanted to say hello, stranger!

Jules:
BTW..."Jules" is me...Julia :)

/-\/\/\'/:
hey all don't have to much fun w/ this stuff!!

trevlen_006:
good idea! this is the first time on your comode and i got the roll! 311 311 311

micah campbell:
hi i'm micah campbell

crapy llama:
toilet paper is not made to be used. it is made to be admired . . . .